White egret feet
5 things I'd do if I had bird feet...
1) I would fly up to a random red winged black bird and claw it in the head. Sorry. A red wing did that to me once.
2) I would swoop down and pick up a fish. But I wouldn't eat it. I would fly over someone I dislike and drop it on them. Hopefully it would go down their shirt. Then I'd laugh. Unless all I could do was chirp and ca caw.
3) I would paint my claws rainbow colors. No reason.
4) I would place my bird feet in different colors of paint and then walk back and forth over a canvas. I bet I would finally become rich selling my art.
5) I would swoop down and pick up one of my cats. It would scare the whiskers off them!