Friday, April 26, 2013

If I had bird feet...


White egret feet

5 things I'd do if I had bird feet...

1) I would fly up to a random red winged black bird and claw it in the head.  Sorry.  A red wing did that to me once.

2) I would swoop down and pick up a fish.  But I wouldn't eat it.  I would fly over someone I dislike and drop it on them.  Hopefully it would go down their shirt.  Then I'd laugh.  Unless all I could do was chirp and ca caw.

3) I would paint my claws rainbow colors.  No reason. 

4)  I would place my bird feet in different colors of paint and then walk back and forth over a canvas. I bet I would finally become rich selling my art.  

5) I would swoop down and pick up one of my cats.  It would scare the whiskers off them!  


18 comments:

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! LOVE #4. Happy Friday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Diane Cayton-Hakey said...

Those egret feet sort of look like my toes! LOL

Tina Fariss Barbour said...

You are so funny! I love your random 5! The egret's feet are fascinating looking. It's fun to consider what we'd do if we had other abilities.

Mary said...

Hmm.. Now i'm wondering what i would do if i had bird feet. I would definitely paint 'em purple, i think.

Yes, and i would definitely drop a fish down my mother in law's shirt! Lol

Dotti said...

I think the world should be grateful that you don't have egret feet! :-D))Fun post. (Visiting from ARJ)

LisaS said...

Amazing what a person could do with bird feet :)

Thanks for the laugh..

Nancy Claeys said...

Sounds like the beginning of a new children's book Sharon! :)

Beth @ E. lizard Breath Speaks said...

i agree with Nancy - a kids book sounds too cute. your five have me giggling in a good way. ( :

Hilary said...

I love the whimsy of this post. Poor kitties though! I'm sure they'd have a gentle landing. :)

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I think those are some wonderful things to do if you had bird feet!
love
tweedles

Lynn said...

what a fabulous photo...

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

I like numbers 3 and 4 the best :)

DJan said...

#3 is my favorite. No reason. :-)

Lea said...

What a fun post!
Thanks for your visit and comment on my blog
Have a wonderful day!
Lea
Lea's Menagerie

Linda Hensley said...

LOL Now I might have to watch my birds to see if any of them painted their talons rainbow colored :)

The Chair Speaks said...

LOL! Our human would love to do all 5! Purrs!

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

The cats (and your enemies) are glad you don't have bird feet!

Pat Tillett said...

I'm glad I'm on your good side! I could live without the bird feet, but I sure wish I could fly.