White egret feet
5 things I'd do if I had bird feet...
1) I would fly up to a random red winged black bird and claw it in the head. Sorry. A red wing did that to me once.
2) I would swoop down and pick up a fish. But I wouldn't eat it. I would fly over someone I dislike and drop it on them. Hopefully it would go down their shirt. Then I'd laugh. Unless all I could do was chirp and ca caw.
3) I would paint my claws rainbow colors. No reason.
4) I would place my bird feet in different colors of paint and then walk back and forth over a canvas. I bet I would finally become rich selling my art.
5) I would swoop down and pick up one of my cats. It would scare the whiskers off them!
18 comments:
Woof! Woof! LOVE #4. Happy Friday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Those egret feet sort of look like my toes! LOL
You are so funny! I love your random 5! The egret's feet are fascinating looking. It's fun to consider what we'd do if we had other abilities.
Hmm.. Now i'm wondering what i would do if i had bird feet. I would definitely paint 'em purple, i think.
Yes, and i would definitely drop a fish down my mother in law's shirt! Lol
I think the world should be grateful that you don't have egret feet! :-D))Fun post. (Visiting from ARJ)
Amazing what a person could do with bird feet :)
Thanks for the laugh..
Sounds like the beginning of a new children's book Sharon! :)
i agree with Nancy - a kids book sounds too cute. your five have me giggling in a good way. ( :
I love the whimsy of this post. Poor kitties though! I'm sure they'd have a gentle landing. :)
I think those are some wonderful things to do if you had bird feet!
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tweedles
what a fabulous photo...
I like numbers 3 and 4 the best :)
#3 is my favorite. No reason. :-)
What a fun post!
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LOL Now I might have to watch my birds to see if any of them painted their talons rainbow colored :)
LOL! Our human would love to do all 5! Purrs!
The cats (and your enemies) are glad you don't have bird feet!
I'm glad I'm on your good side! I could live without the bird feet, but I sure wish I could fly.
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