If I was a bird I'd be a crow: social, sassy, and super smart, with strong black wings to shoot me to the heavens. I wouldn't have the charm, charisma and vocal cords that humans want to cage-up and coo at like their living room is a private zoo. Poo I say!
I like my birds wild.
Here's a sample of beautiful Costa Rica birds...
I bid you farewell with an old-fashioned mooning.