Akua and his persistence to dwell in all containers big and small.
5 random ways to dispose of a cat
1) The tried and true gunny sack. Gulp.
2) Hmmm. "O.K. Akua. We're just going to go for a little drive in the country. (20 miles later) Oh, that farm looks nice." Meanwhile, you slow your car down to 5 miles per hour and crack open the door. Akua gets a little shove. All that remains are tire tracks. For shame!
3) You leave a trail of bacon that leads out into the alley. (this one has to be repeated over and over and gets to be pretty darn expensive. Plus sometimes other cats and dogs eat the bacon)
4) The whole trap and release system. (also not very effective since cats always find their way home)
5) The garbage!
P.S. No Akuas were harmed in the creation of this post. I mean really. Look at that face!